Pointmeister Says...

" There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those
who aren't."

" If you need me, I'll be on my pedestal."

" Guess which of the 7 Dwarfs I think you are?"

" I'm a recovering workaholic. I haven't lifted a finger in years."

"This is not a beer gut, it's a protective covering for my rock-hard abs."

"On the mark...Get set...Go away!"

"Did the wizard ever get back to you about that brain?"

"I'm so confused ! Wait...Maybe I'm not!"

"Warning! I have gas and I know how to use it."

"With a body like this, who needs hair?"

"...This is the part where I nod and act like I am listening."

"I can fix anything! Where's the duct tape?"

"I used to think drinking was bad for me...so I gave up thinking."

"You say tomato ... I say vodka."

"To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential."

"Same nightmare - different day."

"Warning ... drinking may cause girth defects."

"Drink coffee ... do stupid things faster with more energy."

"Every one laughed when I jumped up to dance ... how was I to know I was
sitting under the table at the time?"
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It should be noted here that I do not claim to have created any of the above. They all have been seen by me on tee-shirts, bumper stickers, signs, etc., and in magazines and catalogs. You might find them on coffee cups and baseball caps also.
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