Talking Turkey

I thought for the post today I would try to talk a little turkey.
...And I don't mean "gobble-gobble."

There's no need to enlarge the cartoon above unless you really want a better view of the woman. The cartoon is in the Turkish language. Following is a translation into English:

WOMAN: "Dear doctor, I'm very embarrassed when I get undressed."
DOCTOR: "If you're embarrassed, let's turn out the lights."
WOMAN: "Where shall I put my undergarments, Mr. Doctor?"
DOCTOR: "If it's not too much trouble, you can put them right on top of mine."

Would you like to be able to talk turkey? Impress your friends with a little Turkish vocabulary and slang!

1) boktan (bawk-tahn) - crappy; shitty; a piece of shit

2) bombok (bawm-bawk) - full of shit

3) çartlamak (jart-lah-mock) - break wind, fart loudly

4) çehenneme git! (jay-hen-im-eh git) - go to hell!

5) frikik (free kick) - a glimpse of a woman's underwear when she is crossing or uncrossing her legs; also a view of an exposed breast

6) göt lalesi (gurt lah-lei-see)- an asshole

7) göotünü yalamak (guur-una yah-lah-mock) - ass kisser; to kiss ass

8) iki ucu boklu dei nek (ick-ee oo-joo bawk-loo day-neck) - a bad situation from which there is no escape; catch-22; fubar; snafu

9) meme (may-may) - breasts; boobs (Remember this one the next time someone tags you for a meme.)

10)yumurta (yoo-mur-tah) - balls; testicles

This turkey has had enough of talking turkey for tonight.

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