Ass-imilate These

We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where...

:) - means a smile

:( - is a frown

Sometimes these are represented by

- :-)

- :-(


Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(_Y_) a plumber's ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_0_) an ass that's really been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_<>_) patient's ass at Proctologist appointment

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) money coming out of ass

(_?_) dumb ass

(_Q_) ass with a Klingon


Then there are BOOBICONS.

(o)(o) perfect breasts

( + )( + ) fake silicone breasts

(*)(*) high nipple breasts

(@)(@) big nipple breasts

oo A cups

{ O }{ O } D cups

()() cold breasts

(o)(O) lopsided breasts

(Q)(O) pierced breasts

(p)(p) hanging tassels breasts

(:o)(o) bitten by a vampire breasts

\o/\o/ Grandma's breasts

( - )( - ) flat against the shower door breasts

<><> electric shock breasts

|o||o| android breasts

(/)(o) scratched breasts (ouch)

(%)(o) extra nipple breasts (like Chandler)

($)($) Jenny McCarthy's breasts

(^o)(o) zit on your breast

( o Y o ) poses for SCORE magazine breasts

( ~ )( o ) pinched nipple breast

/o\/o\ Madonna's breasts

Gals if you want Peni-cons they are for sale
HERE:


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