tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10293045.post8266375230742724576..comments2024-03-23T03:58:58.035-07:00Comments on It Occurred To Me: The Elderly Say The Darnedest ThingsHale McKayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02548008024457474809noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10293045.post-14843911838862390362006-11-13T08:07:00.000-08:002006-11-13T08:07:00.000-08:00There's one I can't remember too. Something about ...There's one I can't remember too. Something about motorbikes and roaring in the desert; if it comes to me, I'll be back. <br />Wait, Triumph, you could hear the roar of his triumph ... work on itLiz Hindshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04646532093872561703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10293045.post-2727046399314244982006-11-10T05:24:00.000-08:002006-11-10T05:24:00.000-08:00No. I refuse to enter the "Pr" contest! I'd be j...No. I refuse to enter the "Pr" contest! I'd be jumping, unarmed, into a battle of wits.<br /><br />But I WILL add this to your knowledge of Bible trivia:<br /><br />Q: Who was the shortest man in the Bible?<br />A: Bildad the Shuhite. (He's in the book of Job.)<br /><br />Q; Who was the SECOND-shortest man in the Bible?<br />A. Knee-High Miah. (He wrote the book bearing his name, Nehemiah.)<br /><br />JohnDuke_of_Earlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08358279187766938462noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10293045.post-61914283906008169502006-11-09T22:43:00.000-08:002006-11-09T22:43:00.000-08:00Peter, as a precursor to my presumptuous precis in...Peter, as a precursor to my presumptuous precis in response to your preamble in the comments of the previous posting, I predetermined that I had better prearrange the precession of pregnable thoughts predominant in my head, and in order not to be precatory or predacious in light of your preciosity, I put on prescription glasses for a pre-existing presbyopia which prevents reading prefatorials beyond a preset distance, thus I was able to make prelatic prelibations and prescind myself from the preconscious preconceived precursory that preempted comments from others.Hale McKayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02548008024457474809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10293045.post-44331702634739416452006-11-09T19:47:00.000-08:002006-11-09T19:47:00.000-08:00hee, hee, Mike!
guess, if we live long enough, we...hee, hee, Mike!<br /><br />guess, if we live long enough, we can all say, "there by the grace of God, go I."Karenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16583773305351498372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10293045.post-19441254275089736072006-11-09T17:09:00.000-08:002006-11-09T17:09:00.000-08:00thanks for the visit., glad you liked what you sa...thanks for the visit., glad you liked what you saw. you're more than welcome to add me to your blogroll.limehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17259558876349307173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10293045.post-77388747391420872452006-11-09T16:55:00.000-08:002006-11-09T16:55:00.000-08:00Good job! But she'll be ready for you next time. ...Good job! But she'll be ready for you next time. Maybe you should lay low for a few days.Christinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07073646442944475928noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10293045.post-74923857349716498692006-11-09T15:58:00.000-08:002006-11-09T15:58:00.000-08:00Thanks for the laughs. I'm "getting there" myself...Thanks for the laughs. I'm "getting there" myself. Of course, they do say that the older you get, the more you can get away with saying whatever slips out of your mouth. LOL.Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10293045.post-77481535090689130112006-11-09T15:08:00.000-08:002006-11-09T15:08:00.000-08:00Sounds funny to me. And I'm not THAT much older th...Sounds funny to me. And I'm not THAT much older than you!kenjuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07342414519714356343noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10293045.post-54754213755245256592006-11-09T08:51:00.000-08:002006-11-09T08:51:00.000-08:00BTW, you should tell your wife that there's no suc...BTW, you should tell your wife that there's no such thing as too much blue cheese. Ever. :DHillbilly Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05609739054449255314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10293045.post-49078631104337372992006-11-09T08:50:00.000-08:002006-11-09T08:50:00.000-08:00Hmm...the Bible story that comes to my mind is Dav...Hmm...the Bible story that comes to my mind is David and Goliath. You went where all those poor old people feared to tread, and became their unlikely hero by finally shutting her up.Hillbilly Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05609739054449255314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10293045.post-87101673673462060842006-11-09T08:13:00.000-08:002006-11-09T08:13:00.000-08:00Peter, in a word, yes. LMAO
I only wish I could h...Peter, in a word, yes. LMAO<br /><br />I only wish I could have been there. Situational humor is some of the very best kind.<br /><br />My dear mother-in-law is in a full-blown state of dementia. Which is too bad. However, there are occasional signs of her sense of humor.<br /><br />I fear that that dear lady will take it as more blasphemy if you continue on your wanton ways of disregarding the good book's words of wisdom. lol<br /><br />You just gotta love those folks. After all, they are a precursor for our own lives.Jack K.https://www.blogger.com/profile/10619303846748379807noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10293045.post-59761463889321271072006-11-09T05:38:00.000-08:002006-11-09T05:38:00.000-08:00You may be going to hell Mikey.
That's okay, I'l...You may be going to hell Mikey. <br />That's okay, I'll save you one of the good seats.juleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14886624637295292117noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10293045.post-88217709526848039292006-11-09T05:10:00.000-08:002006-11-09T05:10:00.000-08:00and did you knwo that balaam has the most elastic ...and did you knwo that balaam has the most elastic skin in the bible?<br /><br />it's true....<br />he tied his ass to a tree and walked to town...limehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17259558876349307173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10293045.post-75943101761763723962006-11-09T00:24:00.000-08:002006-11-09T00:24:00.000-08:00I fear Mike, that you may have just entered the pr...I fear Mike, that you may have just entered the preliminary stage and you should practice some precaution as you have dared to challenge a preceptor in her own precinct there has been no precedent for this premise and you will have raised her predatory instincts to a level where she presumes you will predecease her this predicament has come about by your precocious attitude the predominant precaution to prevent further trouble would be to prevail to her presumed better side pull back from the precipice at the precise time to ease the predicament and allow her to regain some prestige better to prevaricate and survive than persist with a predilection for a pre-emptive presence.<br /><br />I believe this may well qualify as the longest run-on sentence in all bloggdom. (or is that presumptuous of me?)Peterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15835936655590583808noreply@blogger.com