Zee Sveedeesh Cheff

"Hello oooot zeere-a in Bluglund. Ooh buy, I em gueeng tu cuuk up sume-a guudies fur yuoo in thees shoo tudey. Bork-bork-bork!" *

*( "Hello out there in Blogland. Oh boy, am I going to cook up some goodies for you in this show today. Bork-bork-bork !")

"I em zee Sveedeesh Cheff ooond tuedey I em gueeng tu cuuk up sume-a scroomptoouoos deleececies frum my fefureete-a meet - dug. Bork-bork-bork!" **

**( "I am the Swedish Chef and today I am going to cook up some scrumptuous delicacies from my favorite meat - dog. Bork-bork-bork !")

(I am using the "Enchefenizer," found here to translate the Swedish Chef's dialog. Check it out. Just type something in English and let this generator create some 'Chef-ese' for you.)

The Swedish Chef's Menu for today follows: (with English translations)

APPETIZERS

Peekeengese-a Refeeuli ( Pekingese Ravioli)

SALAD

Culleee-a Greens ( Collie Greens )

SOUP DU JOUR

Ireesh Setter Stoo ( Irish Setter Stew )

CHILDREN"S SPECIAL

Veeener Dugs Veet Schnoozerkroot ( Dachshund Dogs with Schnauzerkraut )

ENTREES

Cheehooehooa Choo Meeen ( Chihuahua Chow Mein )

Germun Shepherd Peee-a ( German Shepherd Pie )

Keeshund Lurreeene-a ( Keeshond Lorraine )

Spuneeel & Meetbells ( Spaniel & Meatballs )

Steek Terreeereki ( Steak Terrieraki )

SIDE ORDERS

Berenese-a Sooce-a ( Berenese Sauce )

Beechun Freees ( Bichon Fries )

Vheeppet Putetues ( Whippet Potatoes )

DESSERTS

Beked Eleskun Melemoote ( Baked Alaskan Malamute )

Yurkshure-a Terreeer Pooddeeng ( Yorkshire Terrier Pudding )

No dogs were actually cooked, consumed or otherwise harmed in any way during the preparation of this blog.

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