Horsing Around

(Just horsing around with a few axioms to help you make through the days ahead.)

Some drink from the Fountain of Knowledge, others just gargle.

I'm an evening person in a morning world.

Sanity is back ordered; Sarcasm is in unlimited supply.

You can stop kissing my feet anytime now.


As a matter of fact, I did sleep in these clothes!

WELL, ON THE PLANET THAT I COME FROM...

I did the math and I'm still confused.

DANGER: Mouth operates faster than brain.

Can I get Caller ID for the voices in my head?

ROOT BEER: A cruel, cruel hoax.

Tell your nipples to stop staring at my eyes!

Here I am. What are your other two wishes?

Are you a side effect of my medication?

Hybrid Human: Runs on beer.

Blame the "Y" chromosome.

CHOCOLATE - the catnip of the female world.

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