I thought when I first saw McCain and Obama in a photo together that they reminded me of someone. A duo, some comedy team, perhaps?
Laurel & Hardy? Abbot & Costello? Lewis & Martin? Beavis and Butthead?
Then it hit me! Sgt. Carter and Gomer Pyle!
Sgt. McCain: Pyle, get down and give me twenty!
Pfc Obomer: Well, gaw-ollllll-y! Shazam, shazam!
Sgt. McCain: What the hell? Why are you dancing, Pyle?
Pfc Obomer: Well gaw-oll-y, Sgt. McCain. You told me to get down.
Sgt. McCain: Pyle! Why are you not saluting the flag?
Pfc Obomer: I'm a fence sitter, Sarge. I don't take sides.
Sgt. McCain: You're defending your country, Pyle. You have to take a side!
Pfc Obomer: Then I'll take a side of fries.
Sgt. McCain: Private, if I kick you out of the Marines, what would you do?
Pfc Obomer: Shazam, shazam! I'll become a lawyer!
Sgt. McCain: Pyle, you idiot. Even a lawyer has to take sides.
Pfc Obomer: No, Sarge. I'll just settle out of court.
Sgt. McCain: What kind of name is "Obomer" anyway, Pyle?
Pfc Obomer: Obomer is an Arabic-Swahili-Chicago street slang word. It means "camel."
Sgt. McCain: Camel Pyle. I should've guessed.