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Yesterday it was 65 and mild. Today it was 45 with a wind chill factor of 37. Adding wind speeds of 23 to 37 mph with gusts up to 50 to the mix made today feel more seasonal. Brrrrrr ...
Today I was playing around with the titles of Christmas carols, looking for some ideas for potential parodies. I wanted to come up with some new titles as opposed to tapping into my archives. To start I parodied some titles and categorized them.
In tribute to our President elect, Barack Obama, I came up with these possibilities:
Obama Tree (O Christmas Tree) - I'm not sold on this one.Then there are a few miscellaneous subjects:
Obama Baby (Santa Baby) - This one has potential.
Barack Obama Is Coming To Town (Santa Claus Is Coming To Town) - He's making a list for cabinet positions.
Over Congress and Through the House (Over the River and Through the Woods) - Passing or not passing bills.
The Little Dumber Boy (Little Drummer Boy) - Goodbye to Dubya.Those ought to keep me busy between now and Christmas!
Little Plumber Boy (Ditto) - Joe the plumber.
I Saw These Hips (I Saw Three Ships) - Gaining weight over the holidays.
Away in a Stranger (Away in a Manger) - Bill Clinton's anthem.
I'm Dreaming of a Dry Mattress (White Christmas) - A bed wetter's lament.
ORI'm Dreaming of a Dry Mattress (White Christmas) - A couple decide who gets the 'wet' spot.
The Friendly Beasts (The Friendly Beasts) - A New Zealand Christmas carol.
Chet's Nuts Roasting On an Open Fire (The Christmas Song) - Hannibal Lechter invites a friend over for the holidays.
Me Lay a Kinky Mama (Mele Kalikimaka) - A street gang member looking for a MILF.