Monday, February 21, 2005

Fractured Etymology No.3

As promised, the Pointmeister has pulled a few more daffy-nitions out of his dictionary.
  1. Accident - This happens when you hit a rock while chopping
  2. Artisan - A painter's male kid
  3. Axe - Pose a question
  4. Cartography - The shape of an automobile
  5. Championship - The boat that won the race
  6. Copulate - What you say when the police is last at scene of crime
  7. Deferred - Clean shaven
  8. Example - No longer enough
  9. Hirsute - That girl's outfit
  10. Intramural - Large painting found inside
  11. Magpie - Dessert where recipe is found in Good Housekeeping
  12. Maximum - A large flower
  13. Minimum - A small flower
  14. Periwinkle - Winnie's brother?
  15. Relied - Told a fib again
  16. Sandwich - Mean old woman on the beach
  17. Storage - How long a shop has been open
  18. Television - Talk to a ghost
  19. Terrible - Nasty boy cow
  20. Violence - More than one purple flower

That's a few more for you lexicons out there. You'll be holding your breath until the next batch is pulled out the Pointmeister's magical dictionary.

No. 44

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