This is a test of the Emergency Blogcasting System. Had this been an actual emergency, this site would be providing you with up to date emergency URL's, phone numbers and instructions for your area.
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In order to find out just what services will be available to you, please wait until the next emergency. If you tune in here and find that there is no information, there is probably no emergency. If you tune in here and get nothing but static, then the emergency is serious and we have all gone home. If you tune in here but cannot get an internet connection, you may very well be the sole survivor.
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In the event of a nuclear attack, kindly place your head between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye!
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This concludes this test of the Emergency Blogcasting System.
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