Secret Blogger Man

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(With appologies to Johnny Rivers, this post was inspired as a theme song for the previous posting, Honey-Doings: Reprise. )

Secret Blogger Man

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(Sung to the tune of Secret Agent Man)

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There is a man who leads a life of blogging

And so he writes until the sink is clogging

With every turn of a wrench

The water goes down an inch

Odds are he won't be blogging tomorrow.

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(Chorus)

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Secret Blogger Man, Secret Blogger Man

They've given you a wrench and taken away your pen.

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Beware the cracks in the pipes you may find

A crack that might be a break in due time

With every joint that won't budge

Your face gets hit with sludge

Odds are he won't be blogging tomorrow.

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(Chorus)

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-Guitar Riff-

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(Chorus)

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Swinging from the soil pipe in the cellar

You could use the help of some fellar

Oh, you let the wrench slip

And it's smacked you in the lip

Odds are you won't be blogging tomorrow.

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(Chorus)

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Secret Blogger Man!

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