Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Jeet Yet?

Caption 1: "She was having trouble breathing. I was administering CPR!"
Caption 2: "Gee, Dad. You're always telling me to come out of my shell."
Caption 3: "I said I'd give you the shirt off my back, but I didn't mean it literally."
Cletis' Redneck Dictionary
Alarm System - The dog
Feedback - Vomit
Formal Wear - Bib Overalls and shoes
Honeymoon - A night usually followed by a wedding
Jeet Yet - Did you eat yet?
Limousine - Pickup truck with extend-cab
Lingerie - A clean flannel shirt
Planter - An old bathtub
Polygon - Left bird cage open
Shotgun - Best Man at a Redneck wedding
Sunblock - A baseball cap
Tuxedo - Bib Overalls, white shirt and a tie
The World According To Cletis

If electricity comes from electrons, then morons must come from morality.

Therapy is expensive, beer is cheap.

Regrettably all the good jobs start before I get up.

There's a place for all God's creatures - next to the potatoes and gravy.

Damn right I'm good in bed. I can sleep for days.

My Giveadamner is broken.

5 out of 4 people have problems with fractions.

My anger management class pisses me off!

I love my work...That's why I'm saving so much of it for tomorrow.

Vegetarian is an old Indian word for bad hunter.



Duke_of_Earle said...

Re: your picture at the top with 3 captions. Have you ever seen turtles mating? I had that opportunity once. The male actually flipped over on his back (something I didn't think turtles would do), grabbed the female with his back legs, and pulled her into position (tail to tail) with her atop.

I swear he was smiling.

Just thought you'd like to know. (If Karyn reads this, she'll have a field day.)


OldHorsetailSnake said...

You're getting pretty clever in your old age, Pointer. Except some of these I have seen before. Would you take a B+?

kenju said...

These are funny!