Cletis' Redneck Dictionary
Alarm System - The dog
Feedback - Vomit
Formal Wear - Bib Overalls and shoes
Honeymoon - A night usually followed by a wedding
Jeet Yet - Did you eat yet?
Limousine - Pickup truck with extend-cab
Lingerie - A clean flannel shirt
Planter - An old bathtub
Polygon - Left bird cage open
Shotgun - Best Man at a Redneck wedding
Sunblock - A baseball cap
Tuxedo - Bib Overalls, white shirt and a tie
If electricity comes from electrons, then morons must come from morality.
Therapy is expensive, beer is cheap.
Regrettably all the good jobs start before I get up.
There's a place for all God's creatures - next to the potatoes and gravy.
Damn right I'm good in bed. I can sleep for days.
My Giveadamner is broken.
5 out of 4 people have problems with fractions.
My anger management class pisses me off!
I love my work...That's why I'm saving so much of it for tomorrow.
Vegetarian is an old Indian word for bad hunter.