Maybe we should be looking for 50 ways to please our lovers. (If not for Jane, Tarzan would have never learned his trademark yell while swinging through the jungle trees.) That's gotta hurt!
Jane and Tarzan were the original swingers. It is a little known fact that Tarzan was actually a Hillbilly during his informative years. He met Jane at a 4-H fair one summer. Jane was running a charity kissing booth. When our hero approached the booth he was instantly smitten. Jane was not impressed by the young man until he plopped down a $50 bill. Then it was love at first flick!
They worked hard over the years to keep their relationship successful. Jane knew that the way to Tarzan's heart was through his stomach, as well as through his "grape vine." She learned the fine art of redneck cooking and was able to take advantage of the abundant road kill that could be found in the elephant trails in the jungle. She even bought him one of those state-of-the-art redneck grills .
She usually felt a lot better after getting pampered at the fancy restaurants, which would put her in the mood for some music at some hopping night club.
In their later years, they eventually succumbed to modern conveniences. A cell phone made life easier for the apeman when he would call home if he was going to be out late with the ape guys. The addition of laptop computers made communication between the two a lot easier.
To enhance their sex life, Tarzan and Jane often came up with clever and inventive ways to keep their bedroom activities interesting and exciting. Because of his superior athletic abilities, Tarzan found that "Kiss My Nose" usually got the best responses from his wife.
Because of the openness of their jungle lifestyle, Jane and Tarzan had little difficulty teaching their kids about the mynah birds and the killer bees. Most of you are familiar with Boy, but few know of their daughter, Girl.
If your relationship isn't as hot as it used to be, you couldn't go wrong taking notes from Tarzan the Apeman and his wife Jane.
There must be fifty ways to please your lover, fifty ways to please your lover...
(The images in this post all came from Coops Jokes an exellent site with lots of funny material.)