If ever this country needed breath mints, the time is now. The foul breath of our current politicians is permeating the news nearly every night. Don't despair, The Pointmeister has found some relief.
How do you spell relief? I-m-p-e-a-c-h-m-i-n-t-s! You too can get the nasty taste out of your mouth. At $3.00 a tin, (4 for $11.00) these very affordable mints are just what the doctor ordered. Buy some today for your friends and family.
You can buy them at http://philosophersguild.com
They carry a large assortment of mints that are sure to freshen your breath. A portion of the sales go to the Democratic National Party to help prevent another Republican from stumbling and bumbling in the most powerful position on the planet.
Sick and tired of Shotgun Cheney? Then it is a tin of Indictmints to the rescue.
Are you ashamed to admit that you are an American when you are talking to people from other countries? Are you ashamed to admit you voted for Bush, not once, but twice? Rest easy, National Embarrassmints will help soothe your guilt.
If you are fed up with the U.S. government and its foreign policies in general, they also sell Anti-Establishmints.
Now if you aren't into politics, they sell mints for other conditions and frames of mind. Name your malady and they will probably have a mint for it.
Ladies, have you ever awakened in the morning and wondered who that strange man was in the bed next to you? For some peace of mind, pop a Morning After Mint. He won't disappear and you can't undo what you don't remember, but your breath will be fresher. You might want to slip him one too.
Men might also have need for a special mints, especially if his significant other talked him into going to the movies to see "Brokeback Mountain." Gentlemen, if a friend or co-worker saw you enter the show, you might want to take several Manly Mints.
Of course there is always the chance that some of life's predicaments might require some professional help. Traumatic moments like waking up with a stranger and seeing a movie that's out of your character, might send you to a shrinks couch. Well, they even have After Therapy Mints.
Ladies, if on the other hand, you get a good look at that stranger when he returns from the bathroom, you might decide he is hot! They have you covered there too. Get to know him again and again with Sex Mints!
Sometimes when you do things that are a little to the left of acceptabilty in the eyes of the others, a person may feel a tinge of guilt. Although you will not lose any sleep over it, you realize you have sinned. Not ready for condemnation? You can open up a tin of Sin-O-Mints.
If perchance you are still feeling a little embarrassed or guily because of your "impure" deeds, they were thinking of you. You can have some Atonemints.
These are just a sampling of the mints available at the site. They also have a selection of tee shirts, coffee cups, finger puppet, etc. This is a legitimate site. You can actually buy the tins of mints depicted in this blog. To check it out, click on the link above. If you are too lazy to scroll back up there, click this link.