Tuesday, January 02, 2007

M*I*S*H*M*A*S*H

Bush's New Plan For Iraq

The first shopping day after New Year's is one of the biggest days that retail merchandisers' Returns Desks experience all year. If a gift isn't re gifted, then it's fated to be returned.

The late Gerald Ford has been referred to as the accidental president. I submit that our sitting President, George W. Bush, is an accident waiting to happen.
....A study put forth before the President has recommended that our country must reevaluate its activity in Iraq. It appears, albeit begrudgingly, that Bush is willing to listen alternative courses of action. He has said that he would address the matter by the 20th of January. (Excuse me, Mr. President! What's the rush?) I know I was being facetious with that parenthetical statement. We should be asking, "Why not now?"
....Dubya, our involvement in Iraq isn't a present. Congress and the Senate do not operate Return Desks. You tried it on and it doesn't fit. Tuck your tail between your legs, admit you were wrong, and face the Congressmen and the Senators like a man. For once in your life, listen to somebody other than Daddy!

(Speaking of government spending and boondoggle, I found this and borrowed, copied, stole, harvested it from Chelle:

The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's
Penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the US published the study, the French decided to do their own study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

Canadians, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, and 2 cases of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead.

Patient: "Doc, my head hurts when I do this."
Doctor: "Then don't do that! "

No.850

7 comments:

Raggedy said...

Lmao at that study...teehee
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Peter said...

I like that study better now that the Canadians did it, way I heard it first it was an Australian study that made the break-through.

lime said...

LOL, ya got me!

Jack K. said...

ROTFLMAO at the story.

Man do my ribs hurt!

Peter, you knew it wouldn't be the Americans, didn't you?

Perhaps Dubya should have listened more to mama.

jules said...

Those beer funded studies are usually the most accurate.

Hale McKay said...

Peter, I also saw the version featuring Australia.

This joke will eventually include all ethnic groups and nations while it is being circulated across the web.

Serena Joy said...

Finally, a study that makes sense. LOL.