Wednesday, March 21, 2007

To Be Happy, Genderly Speaking


How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic!
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:* birthdays* anniversaries* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

I borrowed this from the alluring Cheri.

No.931

8 comments:

cathy said...

If my husband could manage 3 of these I'd be a happy woman.These are my jobs.

Rain said...

Take away the decorator, stylist, gynecologist, psychologist, psychiatrist, being rich, loving shopping, not looking at other girls and #51... I would have the perfect man. =D

Serena Joy said...

You now hold in your hands the key to figuring out What Women Want. LOL.

OldHorsetailSnake said...

Geez, Pointer. You left out No. 3 for men. Goes like this:

3. Bring beer.

You're welcome.

Jack K. said...

What about the Black Russians, or at least the beer?

Don't you remember anything that Jeff Foxworthy told us?

tee hee.

Hale McKay said...

HOss, you're so right. I don't know what came over me.

Raggedy said...

I have seen this one as well but it still made me smile.
Hugs

aka_Monty said...

I SO do not need a man to be a decorator.

:D
xoxox