The Awed Couple

Celebrities should be seen and not heard when it comes to politics. Now Oprah has jumped into a world in which she knows nothing. Ah, but there is a madness to her methods! Can you say "ratings" and "public opinion"?

What's that? You thought it was because Obama is of the same race? Nah, Oprah would never stoop so low as to resort to such an obvious act of racial preference. I mean, when one has already been so low that she plays handball against curbstones, why would someone try to sink even deeper?

Who steps forth next to sway fans to their candidate of choice? Martha Stewart? Do we really care who Oprah supports and what her motives are? Anyone who votes for a candidate because Oprah or any other celebrity does, should have their right to vote revoked!

As for myself, before I decide whom to vote for, I will wait until the real knowledgeable pundits make their choices known. Gee, I wonder, who will Brittany, Lindsay, Paris and Nicole support?

Here Comes Oprahma

Here comes Oprahma!
Here comes Oprahma!
Right down Oprahma Lane!
Oprah's audience and all her girlfriends
are pulling for Barack.
Polls are purging, ratings surging;
Her accounts are all in the black
Hang your stockings and say your prayers,
'Cause Oprahma comes tonight.

Here comes Oprahma!
Here comes Oprahma!
Right down Oprahma Lane!
He's got baggage, she's buying clothes
While she's on a diet again.
Hear her money belt jingle jangle,
What a horrible sight.
Jump in bed, cover up your head,
'Cause Oprahma comes tonight.

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