Thursday, November 08, 2007

Like A Car Wreck


If my body were a car, this is the time I would be
thinking about trading it in for a newer model.

I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and
my paint job is getting a little dull ....

But that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially
hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip
and slide and skid and bump into things even in the
best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.
My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....
either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

Thanks, Earl.



Peter said...

I might have to borrow that last pic to go with my latest lady friend Mike.

Jack K. said...

Mike, I was surprised that you showed your picture.

I could say you look good in red, but I was thinking of the other picture.

tee hee, giggle, snort, snerx.

Nankin said...

Oh how true. I find that gravity is taking over. Everything is sliding toward my feet.

Scary Monster said...

Iffin me were a car, Me would probably look like one o' dem vehicles in the Flintstones cartoons.


Hale McKay said...

Peter - NOw that you mention it, there is a strong resemblance isn't there?