Tuesday, December 04, 2007

O Christmas Tree

"Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman"


1. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.
2. Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.
3. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.
4. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.
5. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.
6. When you are done with a Christmas tree, you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.
7. A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.
8. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.
9. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.

And in all fairness to the distaff readers out there:


"Why Is A Christmas Tree Better Than A Man"


1. A Christmas tree is always erect.
2. Even small ones give satisfaction.
3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the lights on.
5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
6. A Christmas tree has cute balls.
7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.
8. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it's past its 'sell by' date.
9. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.

Why not put your knowledge of Christmas carols to task and try to name that Christmas tune? Christmas Carol IQ Test

No.1188

3 comments:

Skunkfeathers said...

Fair and balanced Christmas tree ode, Hale! Tho' I did wince at the 'broken ball' comment ;)

Nankin said...

I'll never look at a Christmas tree the same wasy again.

Serena Joy said...

LOL!