Tuesday, January 15, 2008

E-Mail Call!

When the creative juices aren't flowing with any regularity, it's good to have some material sitting the inbox of my e-mail.

I saw this first one over at
Cheri's site this evening and remembered I had also received it in an e-mail last month.

Renaming Viagra

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day:

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

This next one, I received from my brother-in-law. Thanks, Donald.

Your 2007 Taxes Are Due!

Don't forget to pay your 2007 taxes ... Over 21 million illegal aliens currently residing in the United States are depending on you.

("Muchas Gracias!")

Here's a scary editorial cartoon!

Lastly, here is one from my truck driving buddy, Earl.


If - you had all the money your heart desires?
If - you had the most fabulous home in the perfect neighborhood?
If - you had no worries?
If - you came home and the finest gourmet dinner is awaiting you?
If - your bathwater had been run?
If - you had the perfect kids?
If - your partner was waiting for you with open arms and kisses?

So, Where would you be?

Well, HELLOOooooo !!!
You'd be in the wrong damn house!


1 comment:

Skunkfeathers said...

Mycoxafloppen is inspired, to be sure; but in keeping with the generic, *simpler* motif, I'd just go with Staff Enhancer.