& Traveling Magic Show
"Hey Iraqi, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat."
"Oops! Wrong hat!"
Put 'em together and what have you got?
I'll do magic believe it or not,
The Joker is still on the loose.
In the Middle East Obama draws upon his experiences from playing Stratego and the card games like War to impress the Generals in Afghanistan and Iraq.
Later when Senator Obama was addressing the troops there was some confusion. Thinking there was a heckler in the crowd, security discovered that one soldier had smuggled a pet duck into the proceedings. (The following is part of a transcript of his speech including the interruptions by the duck.)
"Hello dudes and dudettes of the armed forces. I'm (AFLAC!) Obama. I am here to praise your jobs in (AFLAC!) and in (AFLAC!)-istan. I admire your resolve, even when under mortar (AFLAC!) by enemy insurgents. We are fortunate that Hillary and Chelsea stayed home - there has been no sniper fire.
I thought this trip was going to be like a picnic at the biv(AFLAC!). I even brought some peanuts and Cr(AFLAC!)er J(AFLAC!)s for us to (AFLAC!) on.
(Obama's intended words in order: Barack, Iraq, Afghan, attack, bivouac, Cracker, Jacks and snack.)
There are Weapons of Mass Destruction over there: