Viagra - Ad Slogans

This Idea I "Borrowed" From Miss Cellania

To promote production in an ad agency, the CEO asked his staff to come up with slogans for Viagra using slogans that were used by other products.

10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!

9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.

8. Viagra, like a rock !

7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.

6 Viagra, Be all that you can be.

5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!

2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!

And the unanimous number one slogan:

1. This is your peepee. This is your peepee on drugs.

I saw this as a challenge to see if I could come up [sic] with some more possible slogans for this product.

Viagra, It takes a licking and keeps on ticking. (Timex)

Viagra, Let Your Man Out. (Full Throttle)

Viagra, Make it a blockbuster night. (Blockbuster)

Viagra, It won't let you down. (Degree Deodorant)

Viagra, The Ultimate Driving Machine (BMW)

Viagra, It keeps going .. and going .. and going (Energizer)

Viagra, Onward, Upward. (Hot Jobs dot com)

Viagra, Where do you want it today? (Microsoft)

Viagra, Once you pop, you can't stop. (Pringles)

Then I got to thinking that maybe Viagra could use a jingle:

Up, Up and Away - Fifth Dimension
Get On Up - the Esquires
Up Where We Belong - Joe Cocker & Jennifer Warren
Easy (To Be Hard) - Three Dog Night
I Am a Rock - Simon & Garfunkle
Monster in My Pants - B-52s

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