If Life Were Like a Computer:
You could add/remove someone in your life, using the control panel.
You could put your kids in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it.
You could improve your appearance by adjusting the display settings.
You could turn off the speakers when life gets too noisy.
You could click on 'Find' to recover your lost remote control and car keys.
To get your daily exercise, just click on 'run'.
If you mess up your life, you could always press 'Ctrl, Alt, Delete' and start all over.
(I seem to remember that software used to be silk pajamas.)
No.1499
9 comments:
I like the last cartoon. He did steal it, you know.
JUdy,
Yes he did.
Now here is Barack trying to do it in another way.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
Ahhh, for the simpler life.
Do you really think they would rig the election?
I can't say that either one of them personally told anyone to "go gettem".
In one case it took nuts on the court.
In the other it may just be overzealous nuts.
Who knows?. I suppose we will never know the answer.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
We still have time to get this one right.
GET OUT THE VOTE!!!
Great cartoons.
I voted today. I can hardly wait 'til it's over.
I see you spent 20 years in the stock market. You got any hot tips for us people who is now broke?
Hoss,
The best advice I could give you and would have given you 15 years ago - - is -- STAY OUT OF THE STOCK MARKET!
Jack,
The cartoon may, but I'm not implying that Obummer is involved or knows about ACORN'S dealings.
Fred,
I'll be glad when it's all over too. Only 15 days to go.
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