The first joke may be considered by some as PC insensitive, but what the heck I wanted to share with you the chuckle it gave me.
A black boy and his sister were out trick or treating.
They go to the first house and ring the bell, the door soon opens.
The owner asks "What are you two dressed as?"
The black boy says, "We're dressed as Jack and Jill."
"You can't be Jack and Jill, they are white.” the owner replied.
The children got their candy, thought about what they could say they were dressed as and went to the next house.
They rang the bell; the owner opened the door and asked them the same question the previous homeowner had asked.
The little girl replied, "We are dressed as Hansel and Gretel."
The owner told them they could not dress as Hansel and Gretel, since they were not white, like Hansel and Gretel.
The children thought long and hard about their dilemma as they moved to the next house.
The little boy came up with an idea and told his sister to take off her clothes. He did the same.
Naked, they walked up to the door and rang the bell.
As the owner opened the door, the little boy piped up "We're dressed as Hershey bars, one with nuts, one without nuts."
Madam, I'm Adam
A guy goes to a costume shop and says to the girl behind the counter, "I'm going to a costume party as Adam and I need a fig leaf."
....The girl goes out back and comes back with a fig leaf.
....He says, "That's not big enough!"
....She returns with a bigger fig leaf.
....He says, "Still not big enough!"
....Finally she returns with a huge fig leaf.
....Once again he says, "Still not big enough!"
....She says to the guy, "Listen, Ace, why don't you just throw it over your shoulder and go as a gasoline pump?"