Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Spooken Words

Even though Halloween is still 17 days away, I thought I'd throw a little bit of treats out there tonight.

The first joke may be considered by some as PC insensitive, but what the heck I wanted to share with you the chuckle it gave me.

A black boy and his sister were out trick or treating.

They go to the first house and ring the bell, the door soon opens.

The owner asks "What are you two dressed as?"

The black boy says, "We're dressed as Jack and Jill."

"You can't be Jack and Jill, they are white.” the owner replied.

The children got their candy, thought about what they could say they were dressed as and went to the next house.

They rang the bell; the owner opened the door and asked them the same question the previous homeowner had asked.

The little girl replied, "We are dressed as Hansel and Gretel."

The owner told them they could not dress as Hansel and Gretel, since they were not white, like Hansel and Gretel.

The children thought long and hard about their dilemma as they moved to the next house.

The little boy came up with an idea and told his sister to take off her clothes. He did the same.

Naked, they walked up to the door and rang the bell.

As the owner opened the door, the little boy piped up "We're dressed as Hershey bars, one with nuts, one without nuts."

Madam, I'm Adam

A guy goes to a costume shop and says to the girl behind the counter, "I'm going to a costume party as Adam and I need a fig leaf."
....The girl goes out back and comes back with a fig leaf.
....He says, "That's not big enough!"
....She returns with a bigger fig leaf.
....He says, "Still not big enough!"
....Finally she returns with a huge fig leaf.
....Once again he says, "Still not big enough!"
....She says to the guy, "Listen, Ace, why don't you just throw it over your shoulder and go as a gasoline pump?"

This year's most popular costume in New Zealand.



Marti said...

LOL! Those were great - thanks for the giggles, I needed a laugh! Hope you have a terrific day!

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

I love the New Zealand one. Velcro gloves and rubber boots too. Got to get them stump broke though. Bwahahahaha. Have a great day. :)

Fred said...

The fire hydrant cartoon had me laughing out loud.

Skunkfeathers said...

DOH! LOL...Al Sharpton will be lookin' you up... ;)

Rain said...

"Listen, Ace, why don't you just throw it over your shoulder and go as a gasoline pump?"


You just made my evening :)

Hale McKay said...


Glad to be of service. I trust your husband is well on the road to recovery. I'll drop by later.

Hale McKay said...


LOL @ "stump broke!"

Hale McKay said...


Me too when I found it and I said "I gotta steal this cartoon."

I submit the kid's friend was right - it wasn't a good idea for a costume.

Hale McKay said...


He'll probably team up with Jesse Jackson and Obama's Wright.

Hale McKay said...


Check under the hood? Need a fill up?