Why was Bill Clinton so upset during the primaries?
If he had known 10 years ago how good Hillary would be at blowing the Presidency, he wouldn't have needed Monica.
A couple met at a golf tournament and fell in love. They were discussing how they would continue their relationship after their vacations were over.
"It's only fair to warn you," the man said. "I'm a golf nut. I live, eat, sleep and breathe golf."
"Well, since you're being honest, so will I," the woman said. "I'm a hooker!"
"I see," the man responded. "It's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."
Never look down on someone - unless they're going down on you!
While discussing the Kinsey Reports in a human-sexuality course, the class gasped as the instructor read that one woman had several hundred orgasms in a single session.
"Wow," a male student said, "who was she?"
A female student responded, "The hell with her. Who was he?"
"Will I be the first to do this to you?" a man whispered when his bride-to-be finally consented to have sex.
"What a silly question," giggled the girl. "I don't even know what position you want to try yet."
Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything!
The judge asked the prostitute, "So when did you realize you had been raped?"
Wiping away tears, she replied, "When the check bounced!"