...And here they come around the far bend ... Into the straightaway ...
Not since Orson Wells' radio production of H.G. Wells' War of the Worlds have so many people been so filled with terror ...
There have been mixed reviews of the new state-of-the-art voting machines.
Ouija Board ; Rock-Paper-Scissors ; Magic Eight Ball
And sorry, I didn't like either one,
And be one voter long I did pray
And decided which vote I should play
To be the winner ere the rising sun;
Then chose the other just on a whim,
Who having chosen the better mate
Because she was pretty, sexy and thin
Looking good standing next to him.
But then thought it wasn't too late
To consider the other running man,
It didn't matter of white or black.
Oh, but I think I have a plan,
Whether a Democrat or a Republican -
Maybe older McCain or young Barack.
Using my Ouija Board, what's the call?
Or should I just flip a lucky coin?
Two Pols, what says Magic Eight Ball?
Or eenie-meeny-miney-moe once and for all
I hope it won't be a kick in the groin.