Davey: Of course it is!
Goliath: Our neighbor undressing is a Bible lesson?
Davey: It's one of the 10 Commandments.
Goliath: It is? Which Commandment?
Davey: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor.
Goliath: Are you coveting our neighbor?
Davey: I'm think I'm starting to.
Goliath: How did she get into a Bible lesson?
Davey: My friend Jimmy set up a cam in her bathroom.
Goliath: Honor thy mother and father, eh?
Davey: Golly. She took off her blouse!
Goliath: Davey, how come the laptop is tilting?
Davey: Because I'm starting to covet even more.
Goliath: Woof-woof! She took off her pants!
Davey: Gosh! She's only got on her bra and panties!
Goliath: Hold the laptop straight. The picture is bouncing.
Davey: I can't help it. I've never coveted like this before.
Goliath: Davey. Look! She's taking her bra off!
Davey: If Jimmy's father was there, he'd be "Sherman on the Mount."
Goliath: Sherman on the Mount? I don't get it.
Davey: Jimmy's father's name is Sherman.
Goliath: Maybe we can be Davey and Goliath on the Mount.
Davey: Look who's coveting now!
Goliath: Heh-heh. So I am. So I am.
Davey: Oh my. She's removing her panties now!
Goliath: Hey! The laptop slid off your lap.
Davey: My coveting is getting in the way.
Goliath:Why are you unzipping your fly?
Davey: From the Bible. Spare the rod and spoil the child.
Goliath: Excuse me. I gotta lick myself.
Davey: I wish I could do that!
Goliath: I wish I could make a fist and do what you're doing.
Davey: Oh wow. She's standing there with nothing at all on.
Goliath: Say ... Davey ... Your leg is looking good.
Davey: Say ... Goliath. There's a tick on your tail. Turn around.
Goliath: Hey! What are you doing? Thou shalt not covet your dog's ass!
(I'm wearing rubber and staying away from trees tomorrow.)
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12 comments:
Does a clay figure get a "woody" or a "PlayDOH!"?
ROFL!!!!
Bwahahahahaha. Now that's a lot of coveting. Excellent. Have a great day. :)
Davy and Goliath was one of my son's favorite shows when he was small. I hope he doesn't see this.....LOL
You're not going to believe this, but I have a post in the can with a Davey and Goliath video. I loved that show growing up. I don't know if I'll post it, but if I do, stay tuned!
Skunk,
I don't know. I never looked between the legs of a clay figure.
Christina,
I think you got a chuckle out of it.
Sandee,
Yep. It's a ton of coveting.
Judy,
He must be old enough to read some PG-rated stuff, isn't he? :o}
Fred,
I'm sure your Davey & Goliath post would be of a slightly different flavor and subject matter.
ROTFLMAO.
Ain't technology wonderful?
And, our minds were all able to picture the event. tehee.
That was a lot of coveting. The poor lad must be worn out. snerx.
Jack,
It was okay for me to covet some laughs wasn't it?
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