Mistletoe-Mania

Twas late the night before Christmas and all the whiles,
The only ones stirring were those of us called blogophiles.

The young ones were fast asleep awaiting the man in red,
But I was wide awake, with a blog idea stuck in my head.

I'd watched videos, 'Die Hards' and 'Crocodile Dundees,'
And the missus was calling me, wearing only her undies;

She tried to keep me off the Net and away from the tellie
She wiggled and she giggled and held up the jar of Jelly.

Faster than reindeer upon the keys did my fingers dance
Ere she was out of sight she said, "You had your chance."

'Twill be the morn of Christmas when I awaken as a grouch
Coz I spent the night a-tossin' 'n a-turnin' on the couch.


The Allure of Mistletoe


...And who do suppose the blonde above was talking to?


"Ho-Ho the mistletoe ..."

If you thought the above video was suggestive and sexy ... wait until you see the following ...

(Blog author not responsible for lascivious thoughts of readers.)




No matter where you're from,
No matter how you say it,
No matter how you express it:
Joyeux Noel

Buon Natale

Feliz Navidad

Kala Christougen

Mele Kalikimaka

Sung Tan Chuk Ha

Feliz Natal

Meri Kurisumasu ~ Nollaig Shona

Gajan Kristnaskon


...And of course,


Peace be with you. May we never forget the true meaning of Christmas.

№ 1563