Saturday, December 13, 2008

Not Your Traditional Christmas Post

Tired of all those traditional sappy Christmas carols?

Try some of these and listen and laugh while you read this blog.

(These are not your father's Christmas carols.)

I've come to the conclusion that Christmas is weird. Think about it. What other time of the year do you sit around a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?

The three phrases that best sum up the Christmas season:
1) "Peace on Earth"
2) "Goodwill to Men"
3) "Batteries not Included"
Buying Xmas Stamps

A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.

She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?"

The clerk says, "What denomination?"

The woman says, "God help us. Has it come to this? Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists."

Clyde All Mighty!

The three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger. One of the wise men was exceptionally tall, and bumped his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable.

"Jesus Christ!" he shouted.

Joseph said, "Write that down, Mary; it's better than Clyde!"

12 Days of Fastfood
On the 12th day of Christmas,
My drive-through gave to me
Twelve bags of Pepto,
Eleven pounds of blubber,
Ten baked potatoes,
Nine polish hot dogs,
Eight bowls of chili,
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

Poi To the World



Sandee (Comedy +) said...

I love the Dick in the Box video. Bwahahahahaha. You got some awesome songs. I wondered why I like coming over here. You are a sick puppy too. Bwahahahahahahaha.

Have a great day. :)

Fred said...

Oh. my. The songs were um...err...well, original?

Nothing like a Christmas fart song to get my holiday started.

Christina said...

LOL at Christmas stamps and the songs!!!

Hale McKay said...


This sick puppy thanks you. I think?

Hale McKay said...


Like I said, why should we listen to all those traditional carols - variety is the spice of life.

Hale McKay said...


Just doing my job - trying to spread the Christmas spirit and scents. :o}