A Royal Pain

The Royals: Alternative Fuel Summit
England's royal family poses for a photo session.

Picture 1:

What a handsome stately bunch!
Is the Queen wearing a lampshade?
Why is Phillip smirking?


Picture 2:

Did the Queen just move to her right a step?
Why has the young Prince brought his hand to his face?
Anne and Charles wonder what's up.
Why did Phillip twist his body to his left?
What's with his expression?


Picture 3:

Did the Queen just take another step to her right?
Is the young Prince having trouble breathing or is he laughing?
Is Anne trying not to laugh?
I think Charles just said, "Jolly good show, old boy."
Why is Phillip still smirking?
And why is Phillip leaning farther to his left?


Five will get you ten: Phillip forgot to take his Beano!

Charles Goes Jogging
Prince Charles decided to take up jogging.

Every day, he'd jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner.

He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow.

"One hundred and fifty pounds!" she'd shout from the curb.

"No! Five pounds!" He would fire back, just to shut her up.

This ritual between him and the hooker became a daily occurrence.

He'd run by and she'd yell, "One hundred and Fifty pounds!"

He'd yell back, "Five pounds!"

One day, Camilla decided that she wanted to accompany her 'husband' on his jog.

As the jogging couple neared the working woman's street corner, Prince Charles realised she'd bark her 150 offer and Camilla would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.

He figured he'd better have a good explanation for his Wife.

As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, he became even more apprehensive than usual.

Sure enough, there was the hooker. He tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.

Then, from her corner, the hooker yelled:

"See what you get for five pounds, you tight bastard?!"


Charles & Camilla: Wedding Night

Camilla bought new shoes for her wedding, which got increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on. That night, when the festivities were finally over and they retired to their room, she flopped on the bed and said, "Charles, darling, please remove my shoes, my feet are killing me!" Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour, but it would not budge. "Harder!" yelled Camilla. "Harder!" Charles yelled back, "I'm trying, darling! But it's just so bloody tight!" "Come on! Give it all you've got!" she cried. Finally, when it released, Charles let out a big groan and Camilla exclaimed, "There! Oh, God, that feels so good!" In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, "See? I told you with a face like that, she was still a virgin!" Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, "Oh, God, darling! This one's even tighter!" At which Prince Phillip said to the Queen, "That's my boy: once a Navy man, always a Navy man."

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