Saturday, March 07, 2009

Captain Caption America

They say a picture is worth a thousand words ...
or a few lines of nonsensical captions.


Melon-choly Baby

While in the produce department of a local supermarket, I spotted two luscious melons.

I tried to snap a picture. Unfortunately, my view of them was blocked by these two Crenshaws.

She promptly put them into her shopping cart and crossed off "ostrich eggs" from her shopping list.

She lay awake that night wondering how the cashier at the checkout register knew she was a blonde.

Why the man behind her was staring at the cucumber display is anyone's guess.


Down Under

A breathtaking view of some twin peaks.

This photo was taken seconds before she stepped on the cellphone camera and the photographer's head.

As she danced wildly to the uptempo music, my attention was focused on a single thread that was slowly and inexplicably unraveling her knit top.


Hot Wheels

The latest innovation in driving safety: reusable airbags!

A commercial BMW hoped would boost sales of their cars, but it failed when potential male buyers learned the car came without the woman.


Sunbathers Must Wear Suits

"The new Brazilian bikinis are not as comfortable as they are cracked up to be," say those women daring enough to wear them.

Then they added, "But you do get meet a lot of cute guys!"

Thought For The Day:

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

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10 comments:

Cazzie!!! said...

Hahahaaha, I needed that laugh, thanks mate :)

Skunkfeathers said...

Hmmmmm...I think I need to visit a Brazilian beach ;)

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

That's a lot of melons! Bwahahahahaha. Just isn't doing a thing for me either.

Have a terrific weekend. :)

Hale McKay said...

Cazzie,

You are welcome. Thanks for the visit.

Hale McKay said...

Skunk,

Sounds like a good place for a ROAD TRIP!

Hale McKay said...

Sandee,

You're right, of course. Not everyone is into melons.

Peter said...

G'day Mike, I've booked a flight to Brazil, just thought you 'd like to know.
Life without Hoss will not be the same!!!

WV; perishno... maybe his reincarnation is underway.

Hale McKay said...

Peter,

perishno? (Twilight Zone theme playing in background)

That is eerie.

Jack K. said...

Great post. ROTFLMAO

I really liked the thought for the day, I think. snerx

As for Brazil, I'm having difficulty speaking for the moment. lol

Hale McKay said...

Jack,

Between you, me, Skunk and Peter - it appears that a road trip is definitely a good idea. ;o}