Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Must See Porn

(The following was lifted from someone, from somewhere on the Web. I added a few at the end.)

"Must See Porno Movies"

Remember The Tightun's
Diddle-Her On The Roof
The DaVinci Load
Schindler's Fist
All About Steve
Splendor In The Ass
Lawrence Of A Labia
Jurassic Pork
How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
Who's Eating Gilbert's Grapes?
Saturday Night Beaver
Yank My Doodle, It’s a Dandy
Add Momma To The Train
Sorest Rump
Ordinary Peepholes
Inspect Her Gadget
Dirty (And) Hairy
The Sexth Sense
Peeing John Malkovich
Total Reball
The Man Who Blew Too Much
Shaving Ryan’s Privates
Good Will Humping
The Sperminator
Jack/Off
Field of Creams
Bend Hur
Rear and Pleasant Danger
Bright Lights, Big Titties
Inrearentrance Day
Will He Bonk Ya In The Chocolate Factory
Sperms of Endearment
Wandhi
Eat Me In St. Louis
Das Booty
Dog-Style Afternoon
Fleshdance
Mr. Holland's Anus
In Diana Jones At The Temple Of Poon
Passenger 69
Tail In Two Cities
Tits, A Wonderful Life
Shanghai Poon
Buttman Forever
Edward Penishands
My Bare Lady
Sex Trek: The Next Penetration
For Your Thighs Only
The Bootyguard
Rosemary's Booby
Tailiens
Bi-curious George
What Reams May Come
Done In 60 Seconds
There's Something In and Out of Mary
Face Jam
Tittylickers & Tittylickers 2
The Legend In Bagger’s Pants
Gang Bangs Of New York
On Golden Blonde
Rambone
The Loin King
The Wadfather
E.T.: The Extra Testicle
Creamer vs. Creamer
Assablanca
Pokahotass
Bangin’ In The Rain
GladHeAteHer
Throbbin' Wood
Spanking 12 Monkeys
Big Trouble in Little Vagina
Moulin Spooge
You've Got Tail
Woodfellas
The Spooge-itive
Snatch Adams
Phallus In Bunderland
Hung Wankenstein
101 Fellations
Itty Bitty Gang Bang
The Bourne Extremity
Star Trek: Inner Thighs
The Pud Sucker Proxy
Buffy, The Vampire Layer
Around the World in Eighty Ways
Charlotte's Wet
The Mailman Always Bangs Twice

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8 comments:

Sandee said...

Bwahahahaha. Some of these apply to us older folks. Bwahahahahaha.

Have a terrific day. :)

Jack K. said...

Hale, you gotta get ahold of yourself. (pun intended.)

You have too much time on your hands. (another pun?) If so, that's a unique code name.

snerx.

74WIXYgrad said...

I wonder if they have one titled "I Love Lucy, and so can You?"

Skunkfeathers said...

"I Love Lucy And So Can You"? Sounds more like an infomercial ;)

Hale McKay said...

Sandee,

Yeah, but who is going to admit it?

Hale McKay said...

Jack,

Can I hold you to that? (A pun that doesn't quite come out the way it was intended.)

Hale McKay said...

Wixy,

Hmmm ... a menage a trois with Lucy?

Hale McKay said...

Skunk,

They'll sell anything in those infomercials, don't they?