Thursday, January 28, 2010

And the Survey Says ...

Here's a collection of actual faux pas answers given by contestants on the game show The Family Feud.



Something you remove before having sex
Banana Peeling
Name something that has edible skin
Banana
A part of the body beginning with the letter N
Knee
An occupation starting with "J"
Jackhammerer
A question you don't like to be asked
"Are those real?"
A measurement of liquid
Paint
An animal used as a form of transportation
Turtle
Something you'd feel bad if you broke it
Wind
An occupation where you need a flashlight
Burglar
Something that flies that doesn't have an engine
Dishes
Something that you buy and then have to take good care of it
An infant
An invention that has replaced stairs
Wheel
Something you often misplace in your car
Steering wheel
Something made of leather that a cowboy uses
Purse
One of Santa's reindeer
Nixon
Something you should do in moderation or you'll be sorry later
Sex
Something that falls from the trees
Bird shit
Something you have that you wish worked better
Spouse

I don't know about you, but I'm still trying to figure out the first one. Banana peeling?

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4 comments:

Sandee said...

I'm stuck on the first one too. I'll have that stuck in my head for days now. Thank you very much.

Have a terrific day. :)

Jack K. said...

If I answered your question about the first one you would think evil things about me. I suspect some people, not me mind you, get some sort of kinky, erotic pleasure from bananas. Who knows.

To add to your day, I must say that I found your collection of witticisms most profoundly funny. Much more than mildly amusing.

Snerx

Hale McKay said...

Sandee,

I guess the burning question is ... why peel the banana?

Hale McKay said...

Jack,

Kinky? A new version of "Bananas Foster"?