Weapon of Mass (in)Digestion:
KFC unveils the Double Down sandwich. Cheese, bacon and mayonnaise layered between two fried chicken breasts!
I saw a commercial for this sandwich (?) tonight and within seconds my arteries began to harden. It has more calories, more sodium and more fat than a Big Mac! Ah, but take heart, without the bun it has less carbs!
I can't wait to procrastinate!
Been there, done that -- but I can't remember any of it!
Tell Barack I'm Baroke!
I once gave up smoking, women and drinking. It was the worst 15 minutes of my life!
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless!
I know I should lift weights, but those things are HEAVY!
Lead us not into temptation ~~ Just tell us where it is!
Save the trees, wipe your ass with a Spotted Owl!
What did you think of that new Tiger Woods commercial sponsored by Nike?
It inspired me to buy a pair of Nikes. Then I cheated on them and slipped my feet into a pair of New Balance. :o}
<-- Some days ...
I can't avoid them ...
But on rare occasions they're easier to deal with ...