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New Wine for Seniors
California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.
It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people
have to make to the bathroom during the night.
The new wine will be marketed as
PINO MORE
I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE
-(Thanks, Cathy)
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One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife,
"Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast."
"Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!"
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
What the heck is this? he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out..
"Honey", he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She replied with a snicker,
"It's not talcum powder; it's Miracle Grow!"
not to tick off the little woman.
-(Thanks again, Cathy)
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How
do you
know
when your
feet stink?
№ 2006
2 comments:
Miracle Grow. Bwahahahahahaha. That will teach him to keep his mouth shut.
Love the cat one too.
Have a terrific day. :)
Sandee,
Score one for the wife! :o}
I thought the cat piece was good too.
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