Recently while touring my blog roll I came across the following cartoon. I can only hope that the nail doesn't try this to confound the hammer.
The above cartoon was lifted from Bubbleman.
When looking for faults, use a mirror, not a telescope.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
You don't have to attend every argument you're invited to.
There is no luggage rack on a hearse.
People come in a lot of varieties, but perfect isn't one of them.
Never trust a psychic who has caller ID.
Experience is what you get when you're expecting something else.
Most advice is free. You only pay for those you don't use.