Thursday, July 29, 2010

Peens and Pearls

For over five years the hammer in my profile avatar has been relentless in its efforts to beat senseless the defiant nail.

Recently while touring my blog roll I came across the following cartoon. I can only hope that the nail doesn't try this to confound the hammer.


The above cartoon was lifted from Bubbleman.


Some Pearls of Wisdom

When looking for faults, use a mirror, not a telescope.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

You don't have to attend every argument you're invited to.

There is no luggage rack on a hearse.

People come in a lot of varieties, but perfect isn't one of them.

Never trust a psychic who has caller ID.

Experience is what you get when you're expecting something else.

Most advice is free. You only pay for those you don't use.

2014

4 comments:

Sandee said...

Excellent advice indeed. As for the cartoon it kind of reminds me of politics. Just saying.

Have a terrific day. :)

Nachete said...

And talking about hammers and nails: The outstanding nail always get hit.

Hale McKay said...

Sandee,

Politics indeed!

Hale McKay said...

Nachete,

Yep, just like the squeaky wheel getting the oil.