Accepting an award at the MTV Awards ceremony for her hit video, Bad Romance, she looked as if she'd first stopped off at a deli counter.
Fresh from the meat locker, Lady Gaga walked onto the stage attired in an outfit made out of animal flesh. There was quite a buzz in the crowd of her gathered peers, but I suspect that the sound was being made by the flies trailing in her wake.
It should come as no surprise that her wardrobe drew immediate ire from PETA. Said a spokesperson, "... it likely smelled and was probably crawling with maggots."
I wonder what cuts of meat were used for the apparel? Flank steak? No, it was probably skirt steak! Actually the meat resembles the Italian deli meat, prosciutto.
What fashion-conscious woman wouldn't want to complete a look without a matching purse? Cher, who presented the award to her, was left holding the bag while Gaga took the microphone to espouse her acceptance.
Professed Vegan, Ellen Degeneres offered Lady Gaga her own version of edible clothing when she presented her with a bikini and skirt made from green vegetables. Makes sense to me! After all, a salad usually does compliment a meat dish.
It was rumored that Lady Gaga's ensemble was fashioned from a side of beef which was tenderized by Sylvester Stallone reenacting a scene from his movie, Rocky.
During her appearance at the awards show I had to pity her entourage, especially her body guards. Can you imagine her fate if the Bumpus' dogs from A Christmas Story caught scent of her raiment? What if she were accosted by a bunch of hungry men armed with bottles of A-1 Steak Sauce?
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A thought occurred to me ...
What if she and some guy decided to get intimate, you know get down to the meat of the matter? Think about it, if they did the dirty deed ... then they would surely be makin' bacon!
Now that I've managed to lose my appetite, I gotta go look for that bottle of Pepto-Bismol.