Monday, November 15, 2010

Dashing For Some Laughs

If you are planning on getting married and your last names are like the ones that follow, might I suggest that in your announcements you ask the newspaper not to hyphenate your names.

Some can be funny ...


Some can be a little crazy sounding ...


They're going to live in a place with wheels ...


You Think?


Apparently while this picture was being taken!



Awaiting prescription ...


He said she was the ...



I don't know, they last time I saw them they ...


'The main thing I learned in College was .... '


Hurry,hurry ......



'Honest Judge, I'm not really a .....'


'Not only has my rear been itchin', on closer
inspection I find my.... '


'It figures, right after I got my Butts-McCracken

condition cleared up, now I've got an .......'


Couldn't wait until he got to the motel...


No comment .... really!!!


'As soon as I get done here I'm gonna ... '


'My Doctor told me the best way to get rid of my

Aikin-Johnson was to..... '


Again, you might not want to have your names hyphenated. Who knows, your announcements might end being posted on someone's blog and linked to Facebook.

2059

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG, these are so funny! And, people say..."what's in a name?"-Cathy

Hale McKay said...

Cathy,

I wonder how many of the couples and their families were horrified when they saw the announcements in the newspaper?

Greg said...

That's funny...How many newspapers did you have to go through to find all these?

LMAO!

Sandee said...

Lord have mercy. That's some real ugly last names that match so very...well horribly. Thanks for the laughs.

Have a terrific day. :)

Mike Golch said...

thanks for the chuckle.

Hale McKay said...

Greg,

Thanks. However, I cannot take credit for culling through newspapers to find these. Someone else, with a lot more time on their hands and a lot more patience than me, compiled these.

I received them in an e-mail from my brother-in-law. They were forwarded to him ...

Hale McKay said...

Sandee,

I agree. Didn't these people foresee how they would look when published in the papers?

Hale McKay said...

Mike,

As always, you're welcome.