Sunday, March 06, 2011

You're a Blockhead, Charlie Sheen

Whose Line Is It Anyway?

If one didn't know any better, it would be easy enough to think that the actor Charlie Sheen and the Libyan dictator, Muammar Gaddafi, are auditioning for a new TV series.

Perhaps Drew Carey is considering the pair for a sketch on the comedy improvisation program, "Whose Line Is It Anyway." One thing is certain, the pair have been providing a plethora of material for the late-night TV circuit.

The US actor and the Libyan leader have produced some choice lines recently. What if the author of some of their quotes was not given, would you be able to distinguish between them?

The British publication, The Guardian, has given us the opportunity to see if we can! You can test yourself at the following interactive link:

Gaddafi-Sheen Quiz

Or, for your convenience, you can take the test below. (The answers appear at the end of the post.)

1. I have defeated this earthworm with my words – imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists.
a. Sheen
b. Gaddafi
2. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
a. Sheen
b. Gaddafi
3. Life without dignity is worthless.
a. Sheen
b. Gaddafi
4. I'm extremely old-fashioned, I'm a nobleman, I'm chivalrous.
a. Sheen
b. Gaddafi
5. I am like the Queen of England.
a. Sheen
b. Gaddafi
6. I am much bigger than any rank, for those who are talking about rank, I am a fighter.
a. Sheen
b. Gaddafi
7. Every great movement begins with one man.
a. Sheen
b. Gaddafi
8. These resentments, they are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber.
a. Sheen
b. Gaddafi
9. I woke up at 4am, before dawn. You should be asleep. You’re all tired after a sleepless night.
a. Sheen
b. Gaddafi
10. The US commission report on 9/11 was 'an absolute fairytale, a complete work of fiction.'
a. Sheen
b. Gaddafi


QUIZ ANSWERS:

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2 comments:

Hale McKay said...

I guess my caricature of Charlie looks a little like him ...

Steve said...

Not bad. Not bad at all.