Friday, February 25, 2005

Fractured Etymology No.4

~ Because you wanted it, they're back. Pointmeister has pulled a few more from his dictionary.

  1. All-Wheel Drive - - None of the tires have been stolen.
  2. Autobiography - - What you get when you check a Vehicle Identification Number
  3. Autopilot - - One of the stars of the movie "Airplane"
  4. Baggage - - How long you have owned suitcase
  5. Baghdad - - Bag lady's father
  6. Bombadier - - Use explosives to kill Bambi
  7. Bowling - - This done when there is no clean dishes
  8. Carpet - - A bobble-head dog on the dashboard
  9. Catcher - - What happens when you run faster than a girl
  10. Extends - - Girls who are now nines
  11. Germinate - - What man from Berlin did at lunch time
  12. Immigrate - - Mrs. Peele on the Avengers
  13. Irish - - First name of McCallum who played Sheena
  14. Kinship - - Boat owned by a family
  15. Litigate - - Set a fence entry on fire
  16. Microchips - - Broken pieces at the bottom of the bag
  17. Miniscule - - Kindergarten
  18. Pencil holder - - An ear
  19. Samurai - - Choose either Sam or me
  20. Subtraction - - Eat less sandwiches.

~ While you digest these, the pointmeister will be scouring for a few more for another day.

No. 55

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