Fractured Etymology No.6

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Are you ready for another foray into that volumous tome that can only be called the Pointmeister's Dictionary?
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1. Apparent - a mother or a father
2. Asperse - a pocket book made out of snake skin
3. Auditorium - the place where the IRS checks your records
4. Cartoon - Speed Buggy, for one
5. Castrated - Gave a grade to the members of a play
6. Coincide - the edge of a dime
7. Coupling - a small cup
8. Courage - how old your dog is
9. Crematorium - a shop that specializes in cream and other dairy products
10. Gradated - took your grandmother to the Prom
11. Insinuate - you had dinner at your mistress' home
12. Magnet - holder behind a car's driver's seat to store magazines
13. Parsimony - what a divorced preacher pays his ex-wife
14. Sentiment - mailed some candy
15. Service - bring frozen water to table for the drinks
16. Snafu - like a sneeze, a sound you make when tasting tofu
17. Traffic ticket - Gets you in to see that band
18. Violins - fighting
19. Worship - an aircraft carrier, for one
20. Yoplait - a rap musical

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