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A smattering of unrelated and disconnected thoughts have been put together with neither rhyme nor reason. Rather than have umpteen pieces of paper falling on the floor and appear to be scribed in some kind of crypic code, I have decided to clean up the mess. Within the crevasses and abandoned ruins of my mind are fragments, shards of ideas that were destined to litter that void. Each crumbled and folded idea have failed to metamorphize into a blog. Yet, the individual ideas held some interest to me. Assembling them onto one piece of paper and in no particular order, I ended up with the following meaningless melange of meandering meditations.
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Have you ever wondered what the Roadrunner was really saying before the censors beeped him out?
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Talk about brand loyalty, what's with Wiley E. Coyote's dedication to Acme products?
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When we were dating, running out of gas was considered romantic. Now it is just plain stupidity!
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Sexcedrin - what you give your spouse when they say, "Not tonight, Dear. I have a headache."
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Names on the back of boats in a California yacht club: "Sir Osis of the River," "Aqua-Seltzer," "Out to Launch"
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You're so vain, you probably think this blog is about you.
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A computer lets you make mistakes faster than any invention in history, with the possible exception of the gun and tequila.
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Have you ever walked into a place and felt everyone was staring at you? They were!
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Did you know that vegetarian is an old Native American word for lousy hunter?
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When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice. - Marquis De LaGrange
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TV's Judge Judy Sheindlin has an annual salary of some $7.8 million. William Rehnquist, the Chief Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court earns $181,400 per year. Now, they call this justice?
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No. 95
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