Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Fractured Etymology No.9

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(Once again the Pointmeister has delved into his unique tome of lexiconic litany to come up with some new gems for you to ponder.)
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  1. Analogy - Life story of an asshole.
  2. Arbitrator - A cook who leaves Arbys to work for McDonalds.
  3. Barbarous - Sings like Streisand.
  4. Buffer - Wearing least amount of clothes; more naked.
  5. Consummate - Had some soup.
  6. Controvertible - A sedan.
  7. Enterprising - Serving on board the flagship of the Federation.
  8. Forego - After foreplay.
  9. Hypocritic - One who reviews films about pachyderms.
  10. Interposition - Where the door is.
  11. Liquidate - Take girl/boy friend swimming.
  12. Negligent - Not wearing a sexy nighty.
  13. Parasites - What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
  14. Primate - Remove spouse away from TV set.
  15. Singular - A telephone company.
  16. Subdued - A man who works on submarines.
  17. Suppose - Grandma's nylons.
  18. Syntax - A levy added to the price for sex.
  19. Tremor - Not as big; thinner.
  20. Voluptuary - Where Victoria's Secret models live.

(Remember, you just can't have a big enough vocabulary. Pointmeister is at your service to help .)

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1 comment:

schnoodlepooh said...

Pretty funny stuff. I love those!