Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Are You Dumb?


I came across the "Are You Dumb" quiz (there are only 3 questions) over at this site: http://crackboombang.blogspot.com. Scroll to the bottom of the page until you see a picture like the one at the left. Click on the picture. Can you answer all three questions?
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Time out for some HillBilly Humor.

THREE WOMEN -- ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A HILLBILLY WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.THE GERMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. " I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.

"THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER BEHIND.THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FINALLY SAID, "WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT - I'M GETTIN' A FAX."


Do you like George W. Bush bashing? Then do check this out. I thought it was hilarious! Make George dance and marvel at his moves!

Profound thought of the day: If your chia pet is dying, do you take it to a gardener or to the vet?

No.394

4 comments:

~Deb said...

Oh I didn't need to take the dumb test------I already know the results... *sigh*

Gotta love those hillbillies! Not a fax that I wanna be grabbing.......

Your question with the chia pet? You just don't buy them, ....*unless* you're a hillbilly. ;)

OldHorsetailSnake said...

I can't find the test.

(I got my Technocrati "value" awhile back: $49,000. Didn't say who was buying, though.)

aka_monty said...

I have to wait until I get home from work to take the Dumb Test...we don't have any speakers at work. But I'm kind of thinking me taking that test may be sort of redundant.. ;)

Carla said...

Whew. I found the test and I answered correctly. I am not dumb. What a relief!