Friday, October 14, 2005

The Eyes Have It!

I found myself hard pressed to come up with a caption for this picture. Hey guys, this puts a new twist on that phrase "I couldn't take my eyes off them." If I were talking to this woman, there is no way I could keep my eyes off her chest. On the other hand, if I were the one who lifted that shirt, I would have probably fainted or cried out like I did a couple of times the first time I saw "Jaws."

I picture meeting her in the Cantina scene in "Star Wars" or on the planet Mars in the film "Total Recall." Even as I try to type some words onto the screen, I can't keep my eyes from venturing to the image.

Of course it some kind of clever prosthesis device that appears seamless. Being a guy, I find it curious that for some reason I am not trying to picture what is beneath that face!

Instead I find myself feeling I need to strike up a conversation.

E.T. phone home! Take me to your leader! Klattu Borado Nikto! Are there any more at home like you?
Uh no, I don't think I want to meet your father! Can you "see" me? Are your eyes, ah, sensitive?



Carolyn said...

Now that is just freaky!

kenju said...

Yes, freaky is right!

Glad you liked the piece about WV. When I first read it, I was "travelling" in my mind on old Route 60 between Chas. and Hawk's Nest, another stretch of hairpin curves and breath-taking vistas off the side of mt. walls so high that if you went over the side, you'd die before you reached bottom (as my dad used to say). I am not familiar with the drive you mentioned, but this one will probably suffice!

OldHorsetailSnake said...

Well wouldn't that just gag the maggot.

(I have to mention you in my piece coming up on Monday, because you are such a charmer.)

Duke_of_Earle said...


Your new look scared me as much as this post. I couldn't find your personal stuff until I scrolled WAY down to the bottom. So my question was gonna be, "Who are you, and what have you done with Mike?" But I finally found the ol' hammer hitting the nail, and felt better!


As always... Rachael said...

Isn't art lovely? I wouldn't mind having eyeballs for nipples. I am usually frunk when I take my shirt off, and an extra set of eyes would be handy.

Rach - I got the wheel.
Boobs - just watch the road and dont get us killed...
Rach - Fine, I'll watch the road, but you'll tell me if we're low on gas or going 27 in a 25 zone, right? I gotta a breaklight out...
Boobs, two headlights like me could beat the asses of 10,000 breaklights... tail-lights - whatever... they are no match for me.
Rachael: I'm so glad I have boobs!
Boobs: I get that a lot!

aka_monty said...

Why is the title "The Hills Have Eyes" coming to mind? ;)