Saturday, October 29, 2005

Put This In Your PC And Smoke It!

Listen up you lame brains out there! It is no longer correct to be politically correct. In fact the term itself is incorrect.

Let me deviate from my diatribe for a moment. Just what do you think of when you see the letters "P.C.?" Hold on, stop right there! Read the first paragraph again! Now, do you care to answer the question? I thought not.

The letters are to be renamed post-haste! The insignificant blather of the insignificant individuals or groups must forthwith be quashed. No more! Do you understand? What part of "N-O" do you not understand?

Help me out here, let's assign newer, more correct words to those letters once and for all. I have a few suggestions myself. I'll bet some blog readers out there can come up with a few themselves. Perhaps you current PCers can take your heads out of your asses long enough to participate. (Wow! It sounded like like a million bottles of champagne being uncorked at the same time!)

My first idea will use a hyphenated phrase as one word: "Pain-in-the-ass Creeps." Pretty good, huh? Oh, it's not to your liking? I guess the truth hurts. How about " Preposterous Curmudgeons?" No? "Pontificating Cretins?" How about "Poppy Cocksuckers?" Yeah, you're probably right, that one's a little too crude. (But it works!)

"Pretty Cool?" Who said that? Come on, surely you can do better than that! Okay. Okay! I'll stop calling you Shirley!

Look, we have to retrace our steps a bit, I guess. All of this "Politically Correct" bullshit that we are being bombarded with nowadays didn't just pop-up one day out of nowhere. Believe it or not, at its humble origins it was a practical tool against racism and sexism. It created an awareness of the unjust treatment of certain peoples and their beliefs.

Somewhere along the line, its message of correctness became misconstrued. A well known quote which was just created this moment says it all. "When something is misconstrued, somebody gets screwed." -(The Pointmeister, Oct. 29,'05) Everyone who had in the past been told to "get a life," or "get a job" decided to take up the P.C. banner. Those who needed to "wake up and smell the coffee," suddenly had a purpose. In growing numbers they got up off their collective asses and set out on their crusades.

After they had began spreading their messages, little did they know hat they were actually spreading manure! While they were patting themselves on their backs, which is hard to do when one's head is so far up their ass, they didn't notice that the garden they had been fertilizing was full of weeds. Yes, the "victory gardens" they reveled in were not displaying flowers or vegetables, but instead were useless plots besieged by unsightly and unwanted growths.

Did they ever think that maybe they should repair the damage they'd caused? Of course not, that wouldn't be P.C. to admit that they were wrong. Instead, the just recklessly moved on to a another Cause Du Jour. Not satisfied with forcing schools to change their time-honored team names, they mounted up and charged off to another arena.

Hey dumb asses! Do you see where this is going? That's right, I know about your latest victory. If it wasn't bad enough, the two individuals asked, and were granted the right, to remain anonymous. It "offended" them that elementary kids were going to have a Halloween dress-up day at school? Little second grade boys and girls dressed up in their Trick-or-Treat costumes is offensive? Collecting candy from the other class rooms is not "Politically Correct?"

You know what OFFENDS me? Sniveling spineless morons like you offend me! I assure you that are more than two of us who feel this way! What ever happened to the majority rules? Is this or is this not a Democracy? If it wasn't bad enough that 200 kids had to be told they couldn't have their party, the P.C. Police, two strong, didn't have the contents of a scrotum to be identified! It is probably a good thing you jerks did remain anonymous. I've been itching for a public hanging, not by the neck until dead, that wouldn't be very P.C. would it?

That brings me to the last suggestion for the new words for those letters. Yes, I want see to a hanging - by the short hairs! We'll call it Pubic Constraint!

It is a Preferred Choice that I end this Posting Calm. The Pointmeister Cares!



kenju said...

I love preposterous curmudgeons, since I live with one!

aka_monty said...

The only new names I can think of are dirty.

But I'm 100% in your corner on this one.

OldHorsetailSnake said...

Who Pulled your Chain?

Mike Ashley said...

Hoss, myh chain got yanked hard by the story about no Halloween in an elementary school. A friend of mine has two kids at that school. I guess you could say it hit close to home. So I vented it here.

Lighting Ridder. said...

usmHi, I just wanted to stop by and read some more of your blog. There is always something I missed the first time around so it's a lot like visiting for the first time. Like the famous words say "I Shall Return".

John G.

gary j. introne said...

Dear Perfectly Cool - PC can mean so many things it's particularly contemptible to prattle conveniently about something so completely puerile. Or, anyway, what the hell.

Please check out my spot, and maybe drop me a note. I really like to correspond.

thanks. Gary Introne

Thoughts said...

Really nice to see we are growing in numbers!

Glad to have ya aboard the "Pissed-off Current".

And yea, I read that and thought about a road trip with a couple of Texas Mickey's and baseball bats, surely we could find the "Pissant Critters"

Oh stop it!