Tuesday, November 22, 2005

This Blog Is From Mars


It certainly isn't Venusian!

I mean, if it is so that men are from Mars and women are from Venus, then it follows that this blog is Martian! Venus, the Goddess of Love vs. Mars, the God War - it is the eternal battle beween the sexes.

Funny, I never did see it as a war, or a battle - a skirmish maybe.

Amoebas at the start were not complex;
they tore themselves apart and started sex.
- Arthur Guiterman

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. - Brendan Francis

The only unnatural sexual behaviour is none at all. - Freud

A word that should be in the dictionary: Cabitchulate - to give up or to cede to the will of one who nags.

Sex ought to be a wholly satisfying link between two affectionate people from which they emerge unanxious, rewarded, and ready for more. - Alex Comfort

Of all sexual aberrations, perhaps the most peculiar is chastity. - Remy de Gourmont

In the art of loving someone you arm them against you. - Anonymous

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. - Bob Hope

It's not that I love everything about you, it's that everthing about you is love. - Mike Ashley (just now)

It's ironic that everything that is different between a man and a woman are the same things that both attract us and repel us. Honor me that I might honor you. Caress me that I might caress you.

Fight with me that I might fight you. Excuse that line, it was just to get your attention and to show how easily one emotion can progress to another.

My friends I put it to you, what is easier, to love or to be loved?

By adding only punctuation, can you make a sentence that makes sense from the following five words?

Love loves loves love love

No.436

4 comments:

Shannon akaMonty said...

When are you going to Cabitchulate and take me away from all this?

I've already proposed to you twice. :)

jules said...

Nobody told me there was an English test. Dang it. I didn't study. And I'm thinking I'm gonna give Monty a run for her money. I'm proposing too.

Shannon akaMonty said...

Jules, of course you know THISMEANSWAR! ;)

Anonymous said...

What is this - Sadie Hawkins month?