Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Blog News In Review

This just in: Kermit T. Frog's career shortened by rare mysterious ailment. The malady, known as Metacarpal Larynx Puppetosis, was caused by an over-zealous Proctologist. In a related story, Miss Piggy was hospitalized complaining of a chronic case of Frog-in-the-throat. The former stars of The Muppet Show insist that their relationship is strictly plutonic and professional.

In the business world, Coca Cola has come under fire for promoting oral sex with subliminal messages and images. Representatives of Coke are denying the charges. When shown the above photograph from a recent advertising campaign, a Vice President of Advertising said they would have to review it with their attorneys. The partners at Tripem, Stickem and Dickem had no comment until they have studied the charges and discussed the matter with their client. In traffic news around the city, commuters experienced delays of an hour or more because of an over turned vehicle at a major intersection. The driver of the Terrapin Enterprises vehicle claimed that the Snail Mail vehicle failed to come to a stop at the dangerous intersection. Police are investigating.
On the domestic scene, certain female Psychologists are becoming concerned about a growing number of young women who feel compelled to "baby" their boy friends and husbands. A spokesperson for American Psychology Enterprises, A.P.E., was quoted as saying, "We are seeing more and more women in relationships with former Mamas Boys who feel they must cater to the every need of the men in their lives."
The Council on Aging recently took a poll of elderly men 90 or more years old to determine what they attributed to their long and healthy lives. The survey took the mens answers and came up with the three most commen answers given.

Bill Gates, CEO of Microsoft has unveiled a new version of Microsoft Word. The new version has been designed for those who are technically challenged, especially the blonde users who have long complained of the difficult manuals and cryptic instructions available with existing software.

In closing this installment of the Blog News In Review, our team of reporters visited Billy Ray Smythe on his farm near Houston, Texas. Mr. Smythe was reported in the Book of World Records are as having the world's largest cock. He was only too glad to show it to our camera crew.


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11 comments:

jules said...

Wow. I had no idea there was so MUCH going on in the blog world. And can you send my resume to Trippem, Stickem and Dickem please?

StringMan said...

Love the Kermit thing. I think I went to that proctologist once. Ouch!

Shann said...

Thanks for stopping by and commentin on my blog. I'm really enjoying yours. I'll be back for sure :)

Shann said...

and, may I link your blog on mine? I think others would enjoy it as well.

Cheri said...

What a great post, as usual you keep me laughing. I will never be able to lok at Kermit the same again!

aka_monty said...

That's why I had to dump the Slacker~his mom babied him to the point (nearly) of wiping his ass.

Heaven save me from more Mama's Boys.

Guys, if you won't CUT the apron strings, could you at least loosen them up?

OldHorsetailSnake said...

You are spending entirely too much time surfing the Web. I recommend that you go completely crazy and get it over with.

Pirate said...

the cowbow with the big cock would a whole new spin on the new movie,Brokeback Pass.

Nicole said...

lol..those women babying and spoiling their boyfriends..well I don't blame the men I blame those darn women! Dont' respect themselves...and they are "spoiling" it for a lot of us other "special" women who don't put up with that kind of crap!..he he..enough said..

Rhiannon

kenju said...

I've never had the urge to baby a momma's boy (though I am married to one). If I thought it would include the subject of that cartoon, I'd run away so fast his head would swim!

Tenderheart said...

I couldn't love any man enough to baby him THAT much...Ewwwww!!!!!!