Sunday, April 02, 2006

Where Do I Start?


I found this recently and thought "I sure could put this to use!" To be fair, I realized that I'm not the only one who might have a need for such an A-List. I should share this with everyone.
...So, fellow Bloggers, I submit to you the Official Shit List. With this unique tool you can single out those you feel deserving of this honor. Somebody piss you off lately?
Don't like how they do things? Don't like their looks?
...It could be a politician or a celebrity. Maybe it's a neighbor or an acquaintance that has irked you. Are you angry at another Blogger?

The Official Shit List is especially designed to allow you to name the offender, cite the offense, and to plan what revenge you might wish to exact.

The wheels have already started turning in my mind as I choose my honorees. Who should I list first? President Bush? Let's see, under severity I will circle the '5.' What violation should I note? How about stupidity for starters? Under 'Plan of Attack' I will be cautious here, lest I have the FBI all over me like stink on shit. (Pardon the pun.) I guess I can only resort to the power of the Blog.

Decisions, decisions! Who else should I include? Oprah? Barney the Dinosaur? Michael Bolton? Some Rap artist? I should be able to fill a page by picking up a recent newspaper. Ah, how about Anonymous, that commenter who leaves derogatory remarks but hasn't the nerve to use his/her name?

Who would you put first on your list? Who else is deserving of your Shit List?

No.585

6 comments:

As always... Rachael said...

Anonymous bloggers is a good place to start... spineless little twerps!

Karen said...

oh, yeah, bush is definitely at the top of mine, but calling it a 'shit list' for him is putting it so mildly... let me see, it's like, well, jeez, it's soooooooooo bad, i can't even go there.

EVIL SHIT LIST, THAT'S IT!!?

Miss Cellania said...

I am more likely to BE on such a list than to HAVE a list!

Oh wait. How about bloggers who make me type a long series of nonsense letters just to post a comment. Yeah!

aka_monty said...

I'm with Miss Cellania on that one. :)

But I've actually got someone in mind right now who's at the very tip-top of my shit list.

Someone that I.Am.Done.With.

Crikey, I'm in an ugly mood. I'd better go away for awhile before it spreads and infects everyone.

Like VD at an orgy. :D

Liz said...

I might send your comment section in to a tail spin if I start naming those on my list.

TMelendez said...

Without sounding unpatriotic or ungrateful.. our whole system is on my shit list... If a man works his whole life and at the end a company can say.. ' hey sorry no pension or medical benefits for you..' thats shitty.. cronical...

If a hurricane comes by and the insurance co. tells you that under major events they dont cover all of your expenses... and then your insurance goes up..very shitty..

If a medication costs $200.00 just cuz the pharmaceutical says thats the money they need for research.. how can it be that in some other country that same medicine is $20.00?... diahrrea..

ok..yours is a funny blog.. why did you make me go here...?