Sunday, April 02, 2006
I found this recently and thought "I sure could put this to use!" To be fair, I realized that I'm not the only one who might have a need for such an A-List. I should share this with everyone.
...So, fellow Bloggers, I submit to you the Official Shit List. With this unique tool you can single out those you feel deserving of this honor. Somebody piss you off lately?
Don't like how they do things? Don't like their looks?
...It could be a politician or a celebrity. Maybe it's a neighbor or an acquaintance that has irked you. Are you angry at another Blogger?
The Official Shit List is especially designed to allow you to name the offender, cite the offense, and to plan what revenge you might wish to exact.
The wheels have already started turning in my mind as I choose my honorees. Who should I list first? President Bush? Let's see, under severity I will circle the '5.' What violation should I note? How about stupidity for starters? Under 'Plan of Attack' I will be cautious here, lest I have the FBI all over me like stink on shit. (Pardon the pun.) I guess I can only resort to the power of the Blog.
Decisions, decisions! Who else should I include? Oprah? Barney the Dinosaur? Michael Bolton? Some Rap artist? I should be able to fill a page by picking up a recent newspaper. Ah, how about Anonymous, that commenter who leaves derogatory remarks but hasn't the nerve to use his/her name?
Who would you put first on your list? Who else is deserving of your Shit List?
Curmudgeon responsible for this post: Hale McKay at 4:41 PM