Friday, June 16, 2006

Redneck Hi-tech


Today is another one of those days that creativity has taken a Vacation Day.

If not for the beauty of copy and paste, you might not have found anything funny here tonight. Then again, maybe you won't find this funny.


You May Be a High-Tech Redneck if.........
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* You post squirrel recipes on a website.
* You've ever bought beer online.
* Your URL contains the words "ain't" or "reckon."
* You write to Hewlett-Packard to sponsor a NASCAR team.
* You've modeled your new 'Daisy Dukes' for a webcam.
* You have a cell phone headset for your fishing boat.
* Your robot dog is named 'Bubba'.
* You receive e-news letters from The Beverly Hillbillies fansite.
* You paid more for your computer than you did for your house.
* You subscribe to the chewing tobacco newsgroup.
* You keep a "six-pack" refrigerator next to your tower.
* Your windows wallpaper is the confederate flag.
* You make John Wayne MP3s.
* Your IM lists are "Hunting buddies" and "Mama 'n them".
* You've ever written a blog about NASCAR results.
* Your ringtone is a Hank Williams song.
* You changed beauty shops because there was no web surfing under the hair driers.
* You modified your gunrack to hold a rifle AND your laptop.
* You helped install a wireless hotspot zone in your favorite Honky Tonk.
* You've ever called Graceland to tell them their webcam was down.
* You have your monster truck magazine collection on CD-ROM.
* You've ever been to a computer show wearing a Lynyrd Skynyrd T-shirt.
* You've used your shoe's spike heel to pry out a DVD that was stuck in the player.
* Your ISP's office is on a gravel road.
* You sent your husband an E-card of Dolly Parton on the first day of deer season.
* You have Harley Davidson stickers on your mouse.
* Your Windows sound files are all steel guitar.
* You wrote a really cool flash animation that involves Jack Daniels.
* You've ever e-mailed a digital photo of your new tattoo.
* You know the GPS coordinates of your deer stand and duck blind.
* You've used a photo editor to see what you'd look like in Tammy Faye makeup.
* You've used a locking CD case to close a bag of salsa chips.
* You've ever gotten Kripsy Kreme icing INSIDE your PDA.
* You've ever spilled moonshine on your Blackberry.
* You wired your grandma's outhouse with broadband just for giggles.
* You have a satellite photo of the Dallas Cowboys' Cheerleaders on your wall.
* You've ever painted a URL on an overpass.
* You've discussed high capacity hard drives while getting your cowboy boots polished.

No.661

11 comments:

Abandoned in Pasadena said...

How about that...we both had one of those creativity blocks, on the same day.

Your redneck hi-tech was funny as well as your cartoon...And you can borrow Shipwrecked for your readers for the next time you have one of those cerebral blocks.
After all, what are friends for if we can't share.

Ben O. said...

Dude, painting urls on overpasses is just not right.

Ben O.

Lori said...

There is nothing wrong with wearing daisy dukes for the webcam...LOL

Have a great day!!!

Peter said...

* Your ringtone is a Hank Williams song.
So old hat, Jeff Foxworthy.... now that's different.

Marti said...

Those were great! I'm already thinking of who I can pass them along to - LOL!

Thanks for sharing - I needed a good laugh!

Hope you have a great weekend!

OldHorsetailSnake said...

Hoo boy, I didn't know what it took, but now I am officially one of them there Redneck fellas, because I did indeed order beer online. I bet you wish you had some of it.

Thoughts said...

What the......

Looks like the whole post block thingy is getting a little out of hand....

Gotta come up with a good steal..... uh... I said idea.....

Wish I could see too....

Thoughts

Desireous said...

Those were so funny! I have a few people to send those to!

hugs
Des

Doug Bagley said...

ROFL! Great stuff.

poopie said...

Maxine is my hero.

Cheri said...

these are hysterical!! But I a not a redneck I guess...lol MAybe other labels, but not a high tech redneck!